I just watched a YouTube clip of Madonna, age 53, telling someone to ‘go fuck’ himself and I must say, it disturbed me a little.
I’m starting to think there’s an age range in modern society, outside of which, the F-word is no longer socially acceptable to declare—publicly, privately, or otherwise. I’m not sure when this is, precisely, but I’m supposing it falls somewhere between the age when you can no longer be arrested for *underage foreplay and beyond, up until the age you can no longer be penalized for an **early IRA distribution. Sorry, but I cringe when someone older than me tells me to stick it in myself these days. It rubs me wrong. And I am beginning to hate the sound of the word coming out of my own mouth, as well. ***(But not totally.)
In other words, I think we should only be permitted to say fuck for as many years as we are actually suppose to be fucking — roughly from age twenty or so until, say, our early silver years. Anything outside of those parameters, I propose, is not only socially irresponsible (are a couple of knuckleheaded teenagers really prepared, on any level, to raise a child in today’s world if the dick sock breaks in the back seat of the family cross-over?), but visually disturbing (picture grandpa shithammering grandma across the kitchen counter after a breakfast of Cream of Wheat and ****Musilex , with Regis and *****Whatshername blaring on the flat screen you bought them for Christmas).
Not a pretty picture, say I. At all.
**age 59 & 1/2 although I’ve managed to accumulate the equivalent of tax-deferred dick for my own retirement
****5 grams of dietary fiber per serving
*****what is that fucking woman’s name?